Got Kick? Bumper Sticker

Tell me you know how to classic ski, without telling me you know how to classic ski.  Or at very least, ask the right question when you're pulling out your curve-tipped skinny skis at the trailhead. Now you can ask how peeps be navigating whatever snowy nonsense Gaia decided to throw your way without even having to use your vocal chords. Crazy world, this. Slap it on a bumpie, wax box or roof biscuit and then go do your thing.